An alternate explanation
-Paper mache and the sky is falling. Large wet globs of the once hardened substance. It’s what’s killing the polar bears. Contrary to the theory of the melting ice caps and their drowning, it’s these vertiginous globs, falling from the heights of the ozone, crashing on their heads. Nothing can swim while unconscious, least not polar bears. This is also what’s responsible for the incremental rise of ocean tides, as well as the slowing of the Gulf Stream and the desalting of the sea. It’s a matter of the underlying design of everything, the core of the rock on which […]